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- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap
motel room across the street.
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'),
OK then, can we just practice?
- Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
- I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.***
- Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place,tail at yours.***
- If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no)say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.
- Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
- Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
- So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? ***
- I have four words for you hol i day inn.****
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?***
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.****
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! ***
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.***
