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- Hold out two fingers and say:
"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
� � � � HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? if she says no(might as well try i suppose a blow job is out of the question)
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- I'd look good on you.
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?***
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
- "Baby, that shirt looks very becomming on you, of course if I was on you I'd be cumming too"
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
now you must remember i do not promise results its all in the delivery, if you get a slap deal with it it is not my fault *L*