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| More Pot Jokes... |
| Q.What do u call an Irish stoner? |
| A. O'Blarney Stoned |
| Q. How can u tell when u smoked to much weed? |
| A. You can't theres no such thing as smoking too much pot |
| One Liners: |
| You know your a stoner when: |
| You flip threw 10 channels when u realize u were just trying to turn the volume up. |
| You have the munchie food in front of u and 4get to eat 'em |
| You light a ciggerette and forget to smoke it |
| You smoke a non-lit ciggerette |
| You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20, then become dazed and realized it was 4:31 |
| You know ur stoned when u are lookin for your ciggarette and its in your hand |
| You might be a pothead if u try to go home but forget how to get there |
| You might be a pothead if u try and call ur house but forget your number |
| You might be a pothead if u laugh at the Discovery Channel |
| You might be a pothead if u wake up n old ppl are looking at you with guns |
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| Your Momma is like a joint everyone gets a hit. |
| You know u are a pothead when: |
| You think "Lost in Space" is a Cheech and Chong movie. |
| Limerick: |
| There once was a bud named B.C He grew on a 7 foot tree Til one day I plucked him Then rolled him & smoked him And now i can barely see! |
| Q. How do u know if a buddha head smokes too much? |
| A.When he out smokes Visine and it makes his eyes more red. |
| Knock, Knock Whos there? Interrupting stoner Interrupting sto... Lets smoke another bowl, dude. |
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