Sheep: There once was a white missionary living in Africa with a tribe of natives. The Head Chief of the tribe called the missionary into his hutt and said to the missionary that his daughter had had a baby and it was white. There was no other white man within fifty miles of the tribe's camp. The Chief threatened to kill the white missionary. Panicking, the white missionary said, "Let's not jump to conclusions here. Look at those white sheep out in that field; there is one black sheep out in that field with them. The Chief exclaims, "ALRIGHT! You don't tell anyone, and I won't tell anyone either."