Blonde Jokes
Fire: A blonde, redhead, and brunette are trapped upon the roof of a burning building.  A firetruck comes screeching down the street carrying seven firemen.  The firemen come out with a net and shout, "Jump! We will catch you!" The redhead and brunette jump off the building, but the firemen move out of the way and the women go splat on the sidewalk.  Now, the firemen shout to the blonde, "Jump! We will catch you!"  The blonde proclaims, "I'm smarter than that.  Set the net down and take ten steps back. Then I will jump.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's test back?
A: She got an F in sex.  (F for Female)
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Q: Why was the blonde couple found frozen at a drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter".

Q: What do cow pies and blondes have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: How do you know that a blonde is having a rough day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

Q: How do you know that a blonde has been eating?
A: There is a huge belt buckle mark on her forehead.

Pizza: A blonde walks into a pizza parlor and orders a medium pizza.  The chef says, "Would you like me to slice this into five or ten pieces?"  The blonde replies, "Five, I could never finish ten pieces."
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