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Flight: An Aggie and a Sooner are sitting next to each other on a 747 jumbo jet. Just as the plane takes off, the Aggie turns to the Sooner and says, " You know I've never been on a plane before, I'm a little nervous." The plane takes off; about half way through the flight the flight attendant announces, "We've lost an engine; we will still have three left. It looks like our landing will be delayed 15 minutes." A few minutes later, the flight attendant proclaims, "We've lost a 2nd engine, another 15 minute delay." The Aggie is getting very worried now. After twenty more minutes the attendant announces that the 3rd engine is faltering; there is only one engine left. The Aggie is really sweating now. Twenty minutes later, the flight attendant whimpers, "I'm sorry to inform you that all of ours engines are broken." The Aggie says, "Crap! Now we will really be delayed."
Bathroom: A Longhorn and an Aggie are using the men's room. The Aggie finishes and walks toward the bathroom door. The Longhorn shouts over his shoulder, "We at The University of Texas are taught to wash our hands after using the bathroom. The Aggie replies, "We at Texas A&M are taught not to go to the bathroom on our hands. |
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Firing Squad: An Aggie, Longhorn, and Baylor Bear are convicted of a crime in France. They are sent to be executed by a firing squad. The Longhorn is about to be shot, but then he says, "HURRICANE!" and runs away as the soldiers have their heads ducked. The Bear mimics the Longhorn and says, "TORNADO!" then runs off as the soldiers cower their heads. The Aggie is now sent to be executed. The firing squad leader says, "Ready!.....Aim!...." Then the Aggie, thinking that if he names a natural disaster like the Longhorn and Bear he will be able to escape, yells, "FIRE!"
Dentist: An Aggie decides to visit the dentist because his teeth are becoming brown then falling out. The dentists asks the Aggie if he brushes his teeth frequently. The Aggie confirms that he does brush his teeth. The dentists states, "Well, your going to need to do one of these two things, quit wiping your butt with your hand or quit putting your hand in your mouth." |
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