| It's Saturday morning. You have a huge engineering project due on Monday. You have a group meeting at 6:00 p.m. today, and your dad has a company picnic at 6:30. He has told you that you will be paying for your own school if you don't show up. It looks like you're going to have to choose one...If I don't go to the group, I'll probably get a D. Hmmm... at least dad would pay for me to keep going though. I think I can afford a D. Wait. Didn't dad say he's not paying if I get a D? In a bind, you look up at the calendar. October 12th. October 12th!?!?! Awesome! Your choice has been made! Tonight at 7:00, Oklahoma is playing at Texas! You triumphantly call the group, and let them know that you won't be able to make it. You then, beaming with satisfaction, call your dad and tell him that you accept the fact that you are cut off. You can't make it to the picnic. The GAME is on! This is what this section is about. Games that you would miss your mother's funeral for. If you were being robbed, you'd help the guy during the commercial, just to make sure he's out of the house when the game comes back on (you do have a cattle prod in your hand, just incase he makes a move for the TV, of course). If you had a freak accident where your pet grenade went off in your pocket, you would hold the cleanup until the TV timeout, suture the wounds, put them on ice, and go to the doctor after the game. Here ya go, 10 games you shouldn't miss no matter who you are (that includes you, mysterious suite-mate of the Hagersbridge connection)and 10 games that you should not miss if you are interested enough in college football to have made it this far through my page (of course factoring in the Maryland bias): 1. Oklahoma at Texas, October 12th 2. Florida State at Miami, October 12th 3. Colorado at Oklahoma, November 2nd 4. Miami at Florida, September 7th 5. Florida at Tennessee, September 21st 6. Florida State at Maryland, September 14th 7. Notre Dame at Maryland, August 31st 8. Miami at Tennessee, November 9th 9. Texas at Nebraska, November 2nd 10. Colorado at Nebraska, November 29th 11. N.C. State at Maryland, November 9th 12. Washington at Michigan, August 31st 13. Virginia Tech at Miami, December 7th 14. Florida at Georgia, November 2nd 15. Washington at Oregon, November 16th 16. Tennessee at Georgia, October 12th 17. Florida State at NC State, November 23rd 18. Michigan at Ohio State, November 23rd 19. LSU at Florida, October 12th 20. Marshall at Virginia Tech, September 12th |
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| Through all of your pondering about the new addition to Hagersbridge, I bet you didn't picture this! I found a picture of him. Apparently, he doesn't smoke, wouldn't be considered "clean" by peers, doesn't go to bed early, and has no preference for a roommate. He also has an 11 inch penis that he likes to dress up in clothes and call "Olive Oyl". Who knew? |
| by Sage Joe |
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