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| Staff | High Energy Magic BuildingResearch Projects Dried Frog Pills Development Program The Bursar, though wonderful at his job is a little mentally unstable. This is only as to be expected as he spends far to much time in his office adding up. Dried frog Pills are proven to help the insane, but they are poisonous, not only to students but also to the UU's bank balance. I therefor plan to introduce the Bursar to a new form of treatment. I thought that I could use Hex and try to ween him of the pills. Hex will ask simple questions; he will not understand the answers but will continue to ask anyway. We hope, given time the Bursar will be able to hold a normal, coherent conversation at any given time. UPDATE!!! The project seems to be working well. The Bursar is enjoying having something to talk to and is beginning to make sense nearly all the time. I am very pleased. The council need not buy anymore frogs to make the pills. UPDATE!!! Due to unforeseen circumstances the Bursar's mental stability has taken a turn for the worst. Dried frogs pills seem the best option. I however think that we should look into the use of herbal remerdies instead of going straight back to the dried frogs pills. Perhaps something less addictive? UPDATE!!! We have yet to find an alternitive medicine to the Dried Frogs Pills. A though struck me however. How many people are truly sane? I believe most people only think they are. Perhaps we can train the Bursar to believe that he thinks he is sane. That way he will be like everybody else. UPDATE!!! The cause of action works extremly well. He seems coherent all the time. A job well done I think! The slight draw, he thinks he can fly, hardly matters. After all he can, extremly well. As long as he does not go above the ceiling there is no harm done. |