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| Home | StaffThe Dean The Dean is unkindly known as Two Chairs. This is because he is so very fat. Like most of the wizards he spends most of his days eating and sleeping. The Dean is in his 70's. He feels that he has only now begun to live and he is a little resentful of that fact. When he was a student he spend most of his time studying; Ridcully in contrast, who is probably his biggest adversary, spend little time studying and a lot more time drinking. The Dean scored 3% more in the finals; a fact that he flaunts. The Dean, who's name is as yet unknown, comes from a well off family. They hung up pillows on Hogwatch-eve and had dinner in the evening; presents were never opened before then. The Dean, like most wizards, thinks of himself as a gentleman, using the old fashioned meaning. Although most of the time he remains inactive, placed in the right situation he enjoyes an adventure. He uses millitary terms such as "Kick some ass!" and "Hut!", much of which the faculty find incomprehensible. When the UU was being attacked by a compost heap he was in his element. He actually enjoys magic, especially if it can make something go Spat! The Dean to this day thinks he would make a much better Archchancellor than Ridcully. |