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| Staff | The Bursar-(D.M. (7th), D.Thau., B.Occ., M.Coll., B.F.) The Bursar is quite insane. Nobody minds of course. Most people in the UU are slightly crazy. There's a saying: "There's a fine line between genious and insanity." It pretty much explains the UU. Besides, who else could do the UU accounts? He does his job extemly well. Apart from the times he swallowed the keys, money or just locked himself in the safe. The Bursar, Dr Dinwiddie, was raised in the Ramtops. He has a sister. He was always quiet. His idea of an exciting time is a hard boiled egg. The Bursars sanity runs in cycles. Most of the time he lives in Pink Fluffy Cloud Land, other times he is more depressed. On occassions he can be quite coherent. Favourite Bursar Moments: "I like to listen to a man who likes to talk! Whoops! Sawdust and treacle! Put that in your herring and smoke it!"' '"Why, certainly, I'll have your whelk! How do we do it? Volume!"' |