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| 10 MEN WENT TO MOW 1 man went to mow Went to mow a meadow 1 man and his dog called Spot Went to mow a meadow 2 men went to mow... Went to mow a meadow 2 men, 1 man and his dog called Spot Went to mow a meadow (3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 men all go to mow in the same fashion, and then, extremely loudly you go CRAZY and sing) 10 MEN WENT TO MOW Went to mow a meadow 10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his dog called Spot Went to mow a meadow |
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| MORE SONGS! |
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| SIGN ON (A particular favourite in Glasgow or Dundee...) (To the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone') Sign on! Sign on! With hope in your hearts! Coz you'll never get a job! No you'll never ever get a job... |
| WINGS OF A SPARROW If i had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly over Parkhead tomorrow And sh*te on the bastards below, below Sh*te on, sh*te on, sh*te on the bastards below. |
| THE ZEROUALI... (To the tune of 'The Hokey Cokey') You put your left leg in Your left leg out In, out, in, out Pass the ball about Pass to Zerouali and he scores a goal That's what it's all about! Oh Zero, Zerouali! Oh Zero, Zerouali! Oh Zero, Zerouali! That's what it's all about! |
| GLASGOW SLUMS In your Glasgow slums In your Glasgow slums You rake in your buckets for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Glasgow slums In your Glasgow slums Your mum's on the game and Your dad's in the nick You can't get a job cause you're so f*cking thick In your Glasgow slums |
| HE'S COMING ON... (To the tune of 'Three Lions') He's coming on! He's coming on! He's coming... Rachid's coming on! (repeat until Scovdahl gets pissed off with it and lets him on.) |
| My Only Solberg... You are my Solberg My only Solberg You make me happy when skies are grey 'Cause Amorouso he is a w*nker Please don't take our Solberg away! |
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