Let's be honest; who among hasn't dreamed of being the next Che Guevara? Skulking through the jungle, ambushing corrupt federal troops, living a noble life and dying a great death. Here is your best chance! For those with dreams of glory, hopes of nationhood, or just those of you who can't hold down a normal job, the CHSF militia is just what you need!
We thought about vying for our new state through peaceful, bilateral means... but that would be a dumb idea. So what we need most is good fighting men, willing to lay down their lives for the cause if need be. We need brave Cole Harbourites in excellent physical and mental shape, and we're willing to pay them minimum wage plus whatever they can steal from Canadian troops and villages! We also need some young women, because the men get kinda lonely, you see.
If you'd like to "be all that you can be" and then some, show up at our basic training information session, held every second Friday of the month at the Blockbuster Video location off Cole Harbour Road. All supplies will be provided... bring a friend!
-Return to the CHSF main page.