It�s like a party in my pants and everyone�s invited! � Aaron
And why is the monkey sad? � Veto
Because he�s in a bottle and he can�t get out�.and he�s drowning in rum! � Tina
I have no alcohol � Jenn
Can I get some of your hot sex? � Cathy Westberry
Now that I know I can get Hot Sex in Greencastle, you can have some � Tina
Read the bartender�s bible, Inebriation Chapter 2 Verse 1 � Michel
Never get drunk alone � April
If not, we drink sooner! -gimp
I don�t think my parents know that I�m lovingly cradling a bottle of Jose right now � Matt
Chocolate is liquor for me � Kimberly Martin del Campo
Liquor is liquor for me � Also
Emergency! Emergency! Does anyone have a corkscrew? � Veto on the page
Quotes later, Drink now! � Veto
I�m drinking Guinness � Co
That�s my boob! - Tina
They�re all funny. You�re just not drunk enough � Co
I�ll put out if you get me drunk � Matt Rager
It�s one thing to be drunk and crazy; it�s another thing to hump my leg � Ed
Works for me, put it in a glass � Palak Pandya
