Hockey Spencer15: of this i am not sure FellOffTheTelly: but i love you and that's what counts dave31186: olive juice FellOffTheTelly: lol K0aLa04: wow joyce, your life is so exhilerating- i mean, first the popsicle, then the tan Mr Sccr21: kthx Mr Sccr21: u are hot Mr Sccr21: i mean cool FellOffTheTelly: haha FellOffTheTelly: and you're stupid. FellOffTheTelly: i mean, sexy cbass385: i think i'm in love w/ u joyce blackholeeternal: i know im weird when joyce "the queen of weirdness" king calls me weird FellOffTheTelly: man, asian people are weird cbass385: word to that cbass385: this whole asian invasion thing is bad news i tell ya FellOffTheTelly: i know right FellOffTheTelly: man cbass385: i'm just glad the 2 of us are south african daffyduck3686: whoa thats genius!! daffyduck3686: wow joyce youre way smart! FellOffTheTelly: omg casey, you won't believe what i saw today Friznizotch: what was that? FellOffTheTelly: a flying caterpilllar!!!! it was crazy Friznizotch: blackass? FellOffTheTelly: and it didnt have wings either Friznizotch: awww no blackass bdohockey: you left a big dent on my car FellOffTheTelly: hahai FellOffTheTelly: i'm soooo sorry bryan bdohockey: i find it funny bdohockey: i have a "big ass" dent on my car bdohockey: get it? Surfer8888: HOLD UP Surfer8888: numero uno! Surfer8888: I don't have any friends who can walk Surfer8888: they are all in wheelchairs FellOffTheTelly: hahha FellOffTheTelly: what Surfer8888: Segundo! Surfer8888: not one Surfer8888: of my friends can talk either Surfer8888: they are mute or something or have Hellen Keller disesase FellOffTheTelly: lol Surfer8888: therefore Surfer8888: it can be concluded Surfer8888: that Valerie's account of her expereiences is a LIE FellOffTheTelly: maybe they thought you wer hot mrjoanofarc: yeah mrjoanofarc: dang gay mexicans mrjoanofarc: can't fend them off mrjoanofarc: they don't know I'm straight Surfer8888: sleep aight? Surfer8888: don't let the bed bugs fight bdohockey: aww sweet! LESBIANS! can i be invited over? FellOffTheTelly: omg, you're the 666th viewer of my subprofile C4N4D13N: lol C4N4D13N: OH GOD FellOffTheTelly: SATAN! C4N4D13N: fuck, im canadian, not satan.....wait arent they the same....??!?!?!?! C4N4D13N: Im EBIL!!!!!! NissaN SkyL1nE: whenever u talk online NissaN SkyL1nE: it seems like NissaN SkyL1nE: u wanna kill me or something mrjoanofarc: why can't we get in our swimsuits and go skinny dipping.... mrjoanofarc: wait, that doesn't make sense Kris10Garrison: Joyce, before i graduate and go on to college, please let me leave you with this one little tip that i've learned from my high school experience. FellOffTheTelly: mkay FellOffTheTelly: yaaay, pearls of kristen's wisdom FellOffTheTelly: i'm so excited Kris10Garrison: If you fall off the horse, you have to get back up and keep riding. You could be in the middle of a forest, or a meadow, or on a hill, or in a western movie, or someplace where your cell phone doesn't have frequency, anyway, you need to get back on the horse b/c thats your only way home. ... Unless of course your phone works. Then either call me and i'll pick you up, or call a limo b/c hey, they'll have soda and maybe some chocolate covered esspresso beans. FellOffTheTelly: kristen, you're depths of wisdom truly move me Kris10Garrison: joyce, i'm always going to remember this night. FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: i'm always going to remmeebr that one night we slept together/ ;-) FellOffTheTelly: k Kris10Garrison: which one? ;-) ;-) Kris10Garrison: wow, you know, if anybody else were reading this right now, they'd either be like "sweet, lesbians!" or "gross! retards!" FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: but that's the beauty of it all FellOffTheTelly: liars go to hell yo Mr Sccr21: u going to hell? Mr Sccr21: dang... bdohockey: im never drinking thi stuff again bdohockey: im freaking hyper like a dallas cowboys fan Mr Sccr21: austin knew it FellOffTheTelly: good bony austin FellOffTheTelly: boy* FellOffTheTelly: lol Mr Sccr21: bony eh... FellOffTheTelly: lol don't say anything blackholeeternal: joyce u looked hot 2day FellOffTheTelly: cuz big 2 tourneys, no matter how cool they can be, are just not Surfer8888: yeah they can be Surfer8888: football is gay FellOffTheTelly: shut up! Surfer8888: big 2 is neat FellOffTheTelly: foot ball is a beautiful sport FellOffTheTelly: not as beautiful as baseball of course FellOffTheTelly: becuase baseball is greatness of all things great Surfer8888: tru dat Hockey Spencer15: that is SoOo 2 yrs ago FellOffTheTelly: shut up i hate you FellOffTheTelly: i'm trying to find a Kong FellOffTheTelly: King Kong works better bdohockey: oh yea bdohockey: marry someone for their last name bdohockey: very good reason FellOffTheTelly: hahhahaah FellOffTheTelly: i know right C4N4D13N: miss "Im a stupid hic" C4N4D13N: who comes from texas C4N4D13N: and carries a six pack and shotgun around C4N4D13N: so there FellOffTheTelly: !!! C4N4D13N: nuah nuah FellOffTheTelly: you suck FellOffTheTelly: stupid caadians FellOffTheTelly: and i dont have a shot gun, it's a rubber band gun FellOffTheTelly: get it right C4N4D13N: I VOTED FOR YOU!!!!! C4N4D13N: DID YOU WIN??!?!?!?!? FellOffTheTelly: no i didnt FellOffTheTelly: oh well C4N4D13N: aww FellOffTheTelly: i thought i would C4N4D13N: who won FellOffTheTelly: arlondo love C4N4D13N: that bitch FellOffTheTelly: lol C4N4D13N: im gonna kill him psychoguitarduck: joyce would you believe me if i told u that ppl think youre hot AzNceLLoGuY710: you're so silly AzNceLLoGuY710: silly joycie FellOffTheTelly: haha FellOffTheTelly: no, YOUR silly AzNceLLoGuY710: aww, you're my silly? how sweet AzNceLLoGuY710: but i'm taken AzNceLLoGuY710: you know that FellOffTheTelly: i know FellOffTheTelly: dag nab it! AzNceLLoGuY710: thats ok FellOffTheTelly: oh well AzNceLLoGuY710: its not cheating if your'e in a different zip code FellOffTheTelly: lol AzNceLLoGuY710: plus my bed fits more than 2 bdohockey: here's what i see: you're funny, great personality, very pretty, and you're like swedish and south-african...man, thats perfect..lol Hockey Spencer15: sum1 was like another azn, i corrected them with "s. african/swedish" Auto response from DaNi ChIcK86: kick saddmms motha f*in ass....We'll get him for all those chicldren he raped and killed...oh wait...celebrities want peace...I'll give em peace....a piece of my foot up their asses... Hockey Spencer15: did u do balloons today? FellOffTheTelly: yeah FellOffTheTelly: it was fun FellOffTheTelly: and then after we were done, all the guys made me wear it so i did FellOffTheTelly: and i looked like a grape Hockey Spencer15: i did too Hockey Spencer15: mine became a skirt FellOffTheTelly: and mrs. m-j got made at me and told me to take it off Hockey Spencer15: after i was in my cacoon FellOffTheTelly: and i said no, and then made it into a little hoop skirt FellOffTheTelly: yeah Hockey Spencer15: they had the cut the wire off me tho FellOffTheTelly: hahahha FellOffTheTelly: great minds think alike Ilikeviagra6: hey, but at least your not a porn star bdohockey: do girls have a sixth sense when guys are looking at them FellOffTheTelly: no i have peripheral vision FellOffTheTelly: haha mrjoanofarc: Women like Michael Jackson are soooo hot FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: AAAAAAH! mrjoanofarc: their pale skin really turns me on mrjoanofarc: haha mrjoanofarc: J/K!!! mrjoanofarc: ahh mrjoanofarc: more like, women with 5 o'clock shadows FellOffTheTelly: hmm. FellOffTheTelly: you have pretty good taste Ilikeviagra6: IT MAKES FUN OF CATHOLICS!! FellOffTheTelly: jeff come here JeffNT326: y? FellOffTheTelly: i need help JeffNT326: 1-800-Charter FellOffTheTelly: shut up FellOffTheTelly: just come over CAgirl225429: what's cookin good lookin? FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: nothing really. how goes it be, homelice? CAgirl225429: homelice? CAgirl225429: HAHA CAgirl225429: lice?? CAgirl225429: homeslice? FellOffTheTelly: whatever FellOffTheTelly: i'm 27% dyslexic, i'm allowed to have mispellings FellOffTheTelly: yeah, i thought it was going to be too weird EastSidEBloND18: no prob hahahah nooo remember ur werid not the story haha AnglBAB523: im giving you a pitiful puppy dog look mrjoanofarc: Fox Mulder and Dana Scully... Fox is a cool name. It's like an animal and a real person's name at the same time. Dana is just... Dana. But it can be a girl OR a guy's name. That's what makes it special....... and tingly..... Grr mrjoanofarc: yeah, but you'd be confused mrjoanofarc: So I straightened it out right there with the racial reference FellOffTheTelly: whoa my foot's asleep Ilikeviagra6: say cheese FellOffTheTelly: why Ilikeviagra6: what? Ilikeviagra6: i dont know FellOffTheTelly: it didnt work Ilikeviagra6: darn dude22jose: =-Ocan joyce come out to play? FellOffTheTelly: oh gosh FellOffTheTelly: sam go to bed EastSidEBloND18: haha omg yeh tomarrow it will be really slippery in the parking lot! errr im gonna fall and laugh and everyone else is gonna laugh.. im excited haha FellOffTheTelly: haha FellOffTheTelly: you're excited about falling in front of peopel? EastSidEBloND18: haha man cause if i was scared ill prob cry instead of laugh haha! besides ppl are destined to do something stupid so hey might as well just go do something stupidly funny then stupidly dumb FellOffTheTelly: today i had the most dissappointing duct tape moment of my whole life Kris10Garrison: woah woah woah, did i read that correctly? did you just say the word dissappointing and the words duct tape in the same sentence? Kris10Garrison: ok, you can have phone sex. Kris10Garrison: and you can have cyber sex FellOffTheTelly: yeah Kris10Garrison: but what a/b the ppl with the computers on their phones. what do they call it? FellOffTheTelly: hehee FellOffTheTelly: it depends on how they're using it Kris10Garrison: and (this was for sean) could you have anal computer phone sex? Kris10Garrison: lol Kris10Garrison: nice FellOffTheTelly: yeah, and that's through an ear phone FellOffTheTelly: good lord kristen. you relaly really were bored today. FellOffTheTelly: i think i'm going to duct tape knives to my feet FellOffTheTelly: and make ice skates psychoguitarduck: wouldnt that hurt? FellOffTheTelly: hahaa FellOffTheTelly: hmm. FellOffTheTelly: how aobut, to my shoes? psychoguitarduck: i dont think duck tape would stabilize it well enough to make an ice skating apparatus out of your shoes FellOffTheTelly: i wish i had ice skates Ilikeviagra6: duck tape knives to your feet! FellOffTheTelly: hahhahahahahha~ FellOffTheTelly: omg that's soooo great Ilikeviagra6: yeah FellOffTheTelly: that truly is an ingenius idea Kris10Garrison: hey! ... maybe i show up whenever you talk a/b rubber boobs. you know, like a lepercon or those little concience ppl on your shoulders (more) |