Kris10Garrison: lol, i thought it was great when i pulled up to shoemaker and i was like, that guy has red hair, like sean! and he's drinking coffee, like sean. and he's with a semi-asian chick, like sean.
Kris10Garrison: wait, it is sean!
Kris10Garrison: and joyce!

FellOffTheTelly: sexual harASSment!!!!!
EastSidEBloND18: hahah haha i am a sexual harrassment gurl!

psychoguitarduck: u know youre the greatest person w/the crazy green toessss

Ilikeviagra6: hey guess what
Ilikeviagra6: if i were jewish, i would celebrate rosh hashananahanaha
Ilikeviagra6: wouldnt that be cool
FellOffTheTelly: yes
FellOffTheTelly: that would be super cool
Ilikeviagra6: and then i could say
Ilikeviagra6: hey!
Ilikeviagra6: Let my people go , dammit

dave31186: ya alot of guys r jerks
FellOffTheTelly: yeah
FellOffTheTelly: aaw
FellOffTheTelly: it took a guy to actually say that
FellOffTheTelly: i'm impresed
dave31186: well its true
dave31186: i was raised by 4 women
dave31186: u know

mrjoanofarc: so I was forced to watch about 10 babies get born on "A Baby Story"
mrjoanofarc: then, I couldn't take it anymore, so I got up and changed the channel.
mrjoanofarc: isn't that terrible?
mrjoanofarc: I'm so glad God invented the remote control

psychoguitarduck: monkeys are eating my brain as we speak
FellOffTheTelly: liar

mrjoanofarc: that's RIGHT, soul sista

DAcheetoKING: becuase we like to break them
FellOffTheTelly: hahahhaha
DAcheetoKING: and he likes to fix them

FellOffTheTelly: wow i love bubbles
psychoguitarduck: well of course, why love anythings thats not bubbly

Friznizotch: you will shower with a man
FellOffTheTelly: haha
Friznizotch: and it will be...
Friznizotch: in 63 days

Friznizotch: we all must shower with opposite sexes
FellOffTheTelly: mmm
Friznizotch: cuz thats just what life is all about


FellOffTheTelly: kristen will you be my valentine
Kris10Garrison: YES YES YES!
FellOffTheTelly: alright!!!!!!!!
FellOffTheTelly: man i'm so excited
Kris10Garrison: omg, i've been waiting all of 3 hours and 27 minutes to hear you say that!
Kris10Garrison: me too!!!!
Kris10Garrison: ... can we hold hands?
FellOffTheTelly: weeeelllll
FellOffTheTelly: ok
FellOffTheTelly: but dont let anybody know

MyNameIsMud03: OMG YOU HAVE SPECIAL ED ON YOUR BUDDY ICON!!!

MyNameIsMud03: im excited... i got hit on by the best swimmer in the world

Mrjoanofarc: HAHA.. my dog is barking at my mom, because she doesn't recognize my mom exercising

Friznizotch: we sucked like a cocksucker

Friznizotch: :-)youre full of crap
Friznizotch: but i still love you!
Friznizotch: and i would do anything to your pants

FellOffTheTelly: you boys.....
Friznizotch: have peniseS?

surfeR 8 8 8 8: the seals are just adorable

AnglBAB523: i can see it now
AnglBAB523: joyce
AnglBAB523: showing up
AnglBAB523: with just her body painted

AnglBAB523: hey hey my homefries!!
FellOffTheTelly: hey hey my homeslices
PsychoSlayer2001: sup G funk dawg homey slices?

FellOffTheTelly: no no, we all know that you ARE a drug addict
FellOffTheTelly: damn californian surfers
FellOffTheTelly: :-D
MyNameIsMud03: haha i may act like one, but i am not a drug addict!!
MyNameIsMud03: i might be a cheat
MyNameIsMud03: a lyer
FellOffTheTelly: hahaha
MyNameIsMud03: a hypocrite
MyNameIsMud03: a drug addict
MyNameIsMud03: but i am NOT a porn star
FellOffTheTelly: LOL
MyNameIsMud03: wait...

mrjoanofarc: I'm wearing a jock strap around joyce from now on
mrjoanofarc: just to be safe
mrjoanofarc: I could get some unexpected awakenings
FellOffTheTelly: yeah man
FellOffTheTelly: if youmake me mad
mrjoanofarc: AHH! =-O
mrjoanofarc: kick in the balls smiley: =-O

mrjoanofarc: I am a cracker.
mrjoanofarc: I'm eating crackers.
mrjoanofarc: Does that make me a cannibal?

mrjoanofarc: would people in class get offended if I mentioned Two Fat Ladies being the cause of my near-death experience?

psychoguitarduck: thats like "damm bitch i wanna smack you till you bleed " kind of stupid

psychoguitarduck: im sure i could pass for a taller asian chick with longer hair than me
psychoguitarduck: id wear a wig

mrjoanofarc: j'ai une grande vache.  tu es petite... tres, tres petite  :-D
FellOffTheTelly: "i have a big cow, you are small, very very small"
FellOffTheTelly: wow thanks
FellOffTheTelly: so i'm small?
mrjoanofarc: I mean skinny
mrjoanofarc: compared to fat people
mrjoanofarc: it's a compliment

FellOffTheTelly: i like cheese
psychoguitarduck: indeed one must like flavored bacteria

Onfire4God24: I'm a repeller
Onfire4God24: AAH!!!
Onfire4God24: I'M A REPELLER
FellOffTheTelly: me too!!!!

ashleySHUTUP: I LOVE CHEESE
FellOffTheTelly: haha. uh sean that was not the correct answer

psychoguitarduck: but alas my lips hath been chapped for many a moon

mrjoanofarc: because I absolutely love black history month

Onfire4God24: *sniff*sniff* miss you too like socks
FellOffTheTelly: hehe
FellOffTheTelly: wow that means alot, to be missed like socks
Onfire4God24: yes:-(
Onfire4God24: I love socks

AzNceLLoGuY710: you have a very lovable character
AzNceLLoGuY710: brings smiles
AzNceLLoGuY710: if anything you attract people
AzNceLLoGuY710: i sound like a fortune cookie

psychoguitarduck: dude joyce is the shit isnt she?
Ilikeviagra6: yeah

AzNceLLoGuY710: heh, i try hard to be your friend baby

psychoguitarduck: so i hear you rape monkeys......

FellOffTheTelly: LOOK, ITS A BIG GIANT CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris10Garrison: hahahahaha
FellOffTheTelly: aaaaaaah
Kris10Garrison: and he gets paid a little celery
FellOffTheTelly: it was crazy insane crazy yo
Kris10Garrison: EVERYTHING is funny at 3 in the am

psychoguitarduck: so the stupidity is negated by each others presences?

TheLadiesMan2985: now i feel dumb
TheLadiesMan2985: yeah im feeling the dumbness consume

Hockey Spencer15: i was like fob please

Kris10Garrison: that bitch
Kris10Garrison: it makes me want to grab her balls and twist really really hard
FellOffTheTelly: >:o
FellOffTheTelly: LOL!!!!!!
FellOffTheTelly: let's go beat her up!!!!!
Kris10Garrison: ok!!
Kris10Garrison: that stupid canadian wouldn't even see/hear us coming!
FellOffTheTelly: jeff is sitting right next to me
Kris10Garrison: is he like, wahts' k10s prob?
FellOffTheTelly: jeff: "what the heck!?! i didnt know girls had balls"

FellOffTheTelly: yeah. i wanted to bang his bongos
Friznizotch: whoa there
Friznizotch: no bongo banging
Friznizotch: unless you have the proper attire

FellOffTheTelly: you're kicked out of your house?
ashleySHUTUP: si
FellOffTheTelly: so where are you?
ashleySHUTUP: home
ashleySHUTUP: lol

Kris10Garrison: shibby is for travis javi joyce sean and me

psychoguitarduck: see therin lies the beauty of shibby, cuz you can shibby, you can get shibby, and you can shibby someone

FellOffTheTelly: omg! will you come over and beat up my manager for me?
MyNameIsMud03: yes... when and where?
MyNameIsMud03: baseball bat, lead pipe, fists, or run over with my truck?

Kris10Garrison: you are such a movie theatre employee

twj2099: yeah, god, people are dumb

ashleySHUTUP: I LOVE IT
ashleySHUTUP: I WANT TO BONE YOU
ashleySHUTUP: I LOVE IT THAT MUCH
ashleySHUTUP: ...
ashleySHUTUP: woah, maybe not that much

psychoguitarduck: youre cool as HELL

ashleySHUTUP: we have hot passionate
ashleySHUTUP: conversations...

BlackAce2: everyone stalks u joyce
BlackAce2: ur just too hot

Kris10Garrison: lol, yes! flair!!!
FellOffTheTelly: i have enough flair!

psychoguitarduck: shibby then
psychoguitarduck: or else
psychoguitarduck: ill take your soul
psychoguitarduck: i own my sisters and my friend ryans too u know
FellOffTheTelly: haha
psychoguitarduck: true
psychoguitarduck: i have a lil piece of paper

psychoguitarduck: shibby
ilikeviagra6: shibby
Kris10Garrison: shibby
ashleySHUTUP: shibby

psychoguitarduck: exactly you see i have no sculptural skills of the sort needed to make such a structure out of mere duck tape and glue

Skaterkid48: i need help
Skaterkid48: I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.
FellOffTheTelly: oh
FellOffTheTelly: are you drunk?
Skaterkid48: lol

C4N4D13N: ive been shot down so many times it'd scare you

FellOffTheTelly: that boy makes me want to grab him in the balls and twist really hard
Garrison of PESH: lol! joyce said balls!!!
Garrison of PESH: and then she said twist!

mrjoanofarc: at least when you see a gay movie, you don't think "hey, let's call SAM!"
FellOffTheTelly: yeah
FellOffTheTelly: you know who i DID call though?
FellOffTheTelly: sean
mrjoanofarc: hahaha
mrjoanofarc: it all makes sense

mrjoanofarc: you're always freakin happy, joyce

FellOffTheTelly: i say we track him down
Hockey Spencer15: i wish death upon him
FellOffTheTelly: i hold him, and you grab his balls
Hockey Spencer15: hmmm
Hockey Spencer15: other way around

AzNceLLoGuY710: hehe, will you be my master ho?
FellOffTheTelly: but of course
AzNceLLoGuY710: sweetness
AzNceLLoGuY710: get to work

Kris10Garrison: man, if you were swedish, you'd be so frikin messed up.
Kris10Garrison: you'd be the only albino black non-honors swedish asian who is also blonde and not afraid of ducks

Hockey Spencer15: j0'/c3

pixel catalyst: i'm on sale
pixel catalyst: :D

Hockey Spencer15: negros acting cockasian

MyNameIsMud03: plus in the winter, we get swells from alaska, which are MUCH bigger than swells in the summer, that are from like mexico
MyNameIsMud03: a big wave day in the summer is 3-5ft, a big day in the winter is 8-10ft
FellOffTheTelly: swells = a surfing term? like waves?
MyNameIsMud03: haha... yes
FellOffTheTelly: yeah i was confused for a minute there


FellOffTheTelly: no i would never shoot you
iamflyboy7: awww, that means alot

Hockey Spencer15: i was so happy i almost wet myself

Kris10Garrison: (shut up! i was having problems! you wouldn't laugh at a person in a wheelchair, would you?)

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