| chrysler 0kid: duct tape is cool, duct tape is fun, duct tape makes me wanna run, down to home depot, get me some more, duct tape, then tape something, and have alot of fun, then go to the bathroom stall, and tape the wall, then walk home with the throne, put it in my house, damn i dunno duct tape is helluva schweet. if i could marry duct tape i would, but since that isnt legal yet we can be secret lovers. Just me and duct tape, and maybe some scissors later on if i get too ol jksnryan: sup jksnryan: can i have your first born? FellOffTheTelly: So what's so great about that Hockey Spencer15: its funny Hockey Spencer15: counter strike kids getting out of control and killing each other mrjoanofarc: Fox Mulder and Dana Scully... Fox is a cool name. It's like an animal and a real person's name at the same time. Dana is just... Dana. But it can be a girl OR a guy's name. That's what makes it special....... and tingly..... Grr chrysler 0kid: did children stare and throw things at you? chrysler 0kid: i want that to happen to me mrjoanofarc: hey FellOffTheTelly: hey what mrjoanofarc: big bubba is watching you mrjoanofarc: I mean, brother FellOffTheTelly: oh gosh FellOffTheTelly: sam, go to sleep ashleySHUTUP: lets take sumo classes and see who can push who out of the circle first ashleySHUTUP: i wanna wear thoes cool diapers FellOffTheTelly: hahah FellOffTheTelly: Ok FellOffTheTelly: Sean can wear the diapers FellOffTheTelly: i'll be the fat FellOffTheTelly: and like, hang onto your belly ashleySHUTUP: awsome ashleySHUTUP: i love you fat ashleySHUTUP: hold me MyNameIsMud03: so i just got back from surfing MyNameIsMud03: in a speedo JaMeSiSnOPiMP: haha that is soo gay FellOffTheTelly: no it's not FellOffTheTelly: shut up FellOffTheTelly: you're gay JaMeSiSnOPiMP: haha no im not JaMeSiSnOPiMP: im homophobic JaMeSiSnOPiMP: ur gay ashleySHUTUP: we're going to have hott mad passionate loving wild car riding experiences JaMeSiSnOPiMP: oooooo bad lacrosse playin drug addict alcoholic girl jksnryan: today hurt worse jksnryan: sorry im gonna keep whining cuz my balls hurt FellOffTheTelly: maybe you need to wear a jockstrap from now on FellOffTheTelly: it's ok FellOffTheTelly: i can deal with the whining FellOffTheTelly: becuase balls are a very impportant thing in a guy's life jksnryan: well yeah jksnryan: they hurt like crap jksnryan: i wish they didnt have to hang outside the body jksnryan: worst idea ever FellOffTheTelly: i heart your hair DdUk bOkEe bOi: wow you love me DdUk bOkEe bOi: hahahaha DdUk bOkEe bOi: my hair and i are one; we are entwined jksnryan: gah i need to go to classes jksnryan: where they teach me to deal wit my feelings jksnryan: and cry and shit jksnryan: hug people i dont know jksnryan: and eat free donuts DdUk bOkEe bOi: i think late night is making you kinky DdUk bOkEe bOi: go sleep jksnryan: im no soul sista jksnryan: you maybe jksnryan: not me DAcheetoKING: ok cool...h/o FellOffTheTelly: i'm assuming "h/o" means hold on FellOffTheTelly: and not, "ho with a slash in the middle" DAcheetoKING: lol DAcheetoKING: hahaha DAcheetoKING: dork FellOffTheTelly: you're a dork DAcheetoKING: no i really did mean hoe with a slah in it FellOffTheTelly: haha FellOffTheTelly: JERK jksnryan: i preciate that Emperorsung: who needs yoyo when we have joyce? MyNameIsMud03: i feel it is my duty to destroy your joke :-) oPlAyA jo: i love joyce oPlAyA jo: i love waffles too cbass385: i like a granny one every once in a while FellOffTheTelly: zombies are scary jksnryan: hahah jksnryan: no0 they aretn FellOffTheTelly: they're dead people!!! jksnryan: they are like puppies jksnryan: misguided jksnryan: evil jksnryan: puppies FellOffTheTelly: how was t3 cbass385: it was good cbass385: how good were the boys u were with? FellOffTheTelly: go and feed ducks FellOffTheTelly: or homeless people jksnryan: no money FellOffTheTelly: you don't feed ducks money FellOffTheTelly: you feed them bread FellOffTheTelly: or somehting FellOffTheTelly: same thing with homeless people jksnryan: hahhaa jksnryan: give em money they buy listerine jksnryan: cheapest alcohol you can get FellOffTheTelly: really FellOffTheTelly: listerine? jksnryan: yeah FellOffTheTelly: i thought rubbing alcohol gives you a higher buzz than mouthwash FellOffTheTelly: according to somebody's personal experience jksnryan: prolly jksnryan: but its toxic too ithink FellOffTheTelly: maybe FellOffTheTelly: but that makes things funner jksnryan: yes jksnryan: hallucinate and be drunk TxPfizerPfan6: javi broke up with his girlfreind last night FellOffTheTelly: oh really TxPfizerPfan6: yeah TxPfizerPfan6: so TxPfizerPfan6: i did what any good friend would do for him FellOffTheTelly: got him ice cream? TxPfizerPfan6: got him drunk anh 3d: u should buy shorts like those anh 3d: it would b like christmas everyday Surfer8888: you just want to see me naked FellOffTheTelly: i see you are shocked upon hearing such truths, and utterly speechless MyNameIsMud03: woah... you were talking? MyNameIsMud03: why am i not surprised about that pie thing... coming from you Kris10Garrison: and then we'll eat some pie and throw the pans at him, b/c we would throw the whole pie but that would be a very big waste of perfectally good pie bdohockey: i already admitted that youre a better swinger bdohockey: now you want to kill me in jumping off too? Mulletman408: we get the ones we want Mulletman408: you see Mulletman408: we are picky FellOffTheTelly: right. FellOffTheTelly: i see Mulletman408: you must be fda approved FellOffTheTelly: you're stil hot kevin FellOffTheTelly: hey shaila FellOffTheTelly: guess what FellOffTheTelly: i like bagels K0aLa04: that is stupendously exhilerating mrjoanofarc: that's ok mrjoanofarc: i'm not heartbroken FellOffTheTelly: ok mrjoanofarc: i'll be emotionally scarred for the rest of my life mrjoanofarc: but my heart is ok mrjoanofarc: physically Kris10Garrison: no. i'm wanker FellOffTheTelly: Let us all sing and dance. ashleySHUTUP: and get in a cerimonial circle where joyce stands in the middle of the circle, naked while we throw tiny pickles at her exposed body FellOffTheTelly: whoa FellOffTheTelly: kinky ashleySHUTUP: no ashleySHUTUP: cerimonial mrjoanofarc: i'm gonna spend some time in the sun mrjoanofarc: cause I'm white mrjoanofarc: and I want to be hawaiian FellOffTheTelly: silly jason DdUk bOkEe bOi: well DdUk bOkEe bOi: steamy joyce FellOffTheTelly: well then FellOffTheTelly: you super suck FellOffTheTelly: more than a vacuum cleaner FellOffTheTelly: but i love you ashleySHUTUP: u super blow ashleySHUTUP: more than a huricane ashleySHUTUP: but i love you mrjoanofarc: ASDFJKL; mrjoanofarc: that's super anger cbass385: o and joyce u r my hero FellOffTheTelly: why cbass385: u kissed another chick cbass385: power to ya FellOffTheTelly: LOL mrjoanofarc: that's, like, the essence of the nerdiness world mrjoanofarc: the epicenter of nerdiness Hockey Spencer15: and cumofsumyungguy didnt work either anh 3d: because your body is made of finely tempered steel you will not be injured FellOffTheTelly: aw, so you don't have a pink shirt? DdUk bOkEe bOi: i could go wash a white shirt with a red thong or somehting DdUk bOkEe bOi: i dont know why girls like talkign to guys about other guys they would like to pursue FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: i dont really know either FellOffTheTelly: i'm used to discussing hot guys w/ sean DdUk bOkEe bOi: now if you discussed hot girls with me then that'd be ok DdUk bOkEe bOi: actually i encourage it FellOffTheTelly: ok FellOffTheTelly: let's talk about hot girls DdUk bOkEe bOi: haha but then i'd just be talkign about you y ngwiefollower: cracker gurl? cbass385: my gosh like u cant go a minute w/out something poping up to increase penis size cbass385: or the web cam cbass385: or trips cbass385: or other bull shit Mr Sccr21: that we shsoudl just share some chapstick Mr Sccr21: then make out bdohockey: good luck on the SATs Joyce...Here at the foundation of Bryan Do Corporation, all of the employees currently working (nameingly me and my imaginative 20000 work force) are currently cheering you on. And We will continue to cheer for you until the end of that SAT TEsting..Hope you do your best and as Yoda would say..."May the Force be with You" (and the force is...my work force) :-P Hockey Spencer15: cuz then u dont see drunk guys with mullets beating their wives or vise versa FellOffTheTelly: but tha'ts how most forest fires get started BlackHoleEternal: i dont think anyone doesnt think youre not shibby FellOffTheTelly: what are you doing Surfer8888: not masturbating DdUk bOkEe bOi: well girls are stupid too DdUk bOkEe bOi: kinda sexy but still stupid Hockey Spencer15: when fob 1 hit fob 5 in the head with the baseball bat and blood got on fob 2 3 and 4's face DdUk bOkEe bOi: HOLY SHINTO I KILLED A BIRDY pixelcatalyst: i win FellOffTheTelly: win what pixelcatalyst: the 'i think joyce's dad is hot' contest pixelcatalyst: i think i said it first pixelcatalyst: and beat everyone to it bdohockey: cause i am nothing compared to you at swinging? cbass385: well what if he kicked u in the ovaries? cbass385: ok yea bad example FellOffTheTelly: lol FellOffTheTelly: ovaries don't relaly protrude out of your body FellOffTheTelly: i have a mean balls kicking kick bdohockey: thats just going below the belt...literally Mr Sccr21: u want to touch my testicles? FellOffTheTelly: LOL FellOffTheTelly: omg that was soooo great yesterday JeffNT326: why are you warned? FellOffTheTelly: jeff l. JeffNT326: want me to beat him up? FellOffTheTelly: nah, i'll just kick him in the balls JeffNT326: lol cbass385: u know what i can picture u as in 10 years or so FellOffTheTelly: what? a teacher? cbass385: have u ever seen those hot asian chicks that play electric string violens and stuff that wear leather pants and stuff? FellOffTheTelly: LOL FellOffTheTelly: omg FellOffTheTelly: tha'ts greatness FellOffTheTelly: i thought you were going to say something normal cbass385: o man what did i do to deserve no note today? cbass385: it kinda hurts EastSidEBloND18: hey cracker (more) |
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