| Bar Olympics 1 was a special event that reminded the boys of Parental Advisory of the good old days of the olympics for idiots. This time alcohol was included in a very special presentation of the best bar sports possible and only one drinker could win! At the start Beerrocket showed the way taking home the top spot in the 9-Ball championship over a dejected haZer. "I thought we had him, but he somehow plays the rolls and squeaks out wins. He's lucky I have to wait til' the next tourney, cause that trophy was mine" said haZer. Beer responded by saying "fuck him & his time outs." In the Darts 301 challenge it was a closer battle with haZer choking loosing out at a shot for the finals. It pitted old lion vs. young lion as Beer & Beer Jr. would duke it out in a no holds barred fight to the finish. In the end Beer took home the top spot with Jr. saying "i'm drunk, he's lucky i couldn't see the board." Beer responded "I'm the king at darts, until someone proves me wrong." By this time the boys were slam dunk drunk & ready for some more action. Quarter football is a relatively new game to the bar world, but it sure is fun. This time Jr. was the olympian in the spotlight as he flicked home a 3-1 record to take the top spot. After the even he was asked how he felt about the game, which he responded "fukin beautiful." By beating out Beer, Jr. set up a rivalry with haZer playing the spoiler. The final event was Beer Pong which Beer & haZer would battle it out to the finish and once again, haZer enjoyed mediocracy, while Beer enjoyed yet another Olympic win. This handed him the overall title and crown as the 1st ever Joe's House Of Beer & Tavern Bar Olympic champion. |
