IF SOMEONE PASSES OUT ON THE COUCH
They Are Fair Game For Shaving Cream, Magic Markers & A Camera Will Be Used In Your Humiliation.
REPLACE THE BEER IN THE FRIDGE
If You Come Over & Drink A Beer, The Next Time You Come Over, Bring A Six Pack Or Twelve Pack For The Bar.
IF YOU DONT LIVE HERE, DON'T CHANGE THE MUSIC
It's Our Stereo, Not Yours.
DON'T BRING SHADY FRIENDS TO THE HOUSE
Just Because We Think Your Cool, Don't Mean We Think Your Friends Are.
THE COUCH IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO DRUNK DRIVING
By All Means, If You Have Drank Too Much & Your Driving, Crash On The Couch!
DON'T ABUSE THE COUCH PRIVILEDGES
Just Because You Crashed Here Once & It Was Cool, Doesn't Mean You Can Take Advantage Of It.
DON'T USE ALL THE TP
If You Really Have To Do Your Business In Our Bathroom, Make Sure There Is Some Shit Tickets Left For Us. |
