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Name: Joe

  • Please, call me FB
  • I'm a Scorpatarius... fucking Cusps
  • I look emo, trust me, I'm not
  • My finger looks broken in that pic
  • I love Black Metal, especially Satyricon
  • I'm learing to play Bass, it's all good.
  • ♥ you, message me!
Age: 18
From: Quincy
Nickname: Fuckbucket
AIM: Joeinsomniaciv
Joe's Page
Joe's Blog
Joe's Pics
Joe's Music
Joe's Junk Drawer

Renken Sucks!

Welcome to Joe's Page, hope you all are doing well today! This is my own personal website, built to feed and pleasure you with things you really don't care about, but hopefully you'll be nice enough and tell me that to me via E-mail. Ok, now for the mindless bantering!

My name is Joe, I come from Quincy Massachusetts, and I am currently in College (woop woop Quincy College!) and I am willing to do anything that is considerered interesting by any standards. I just shaved my head the other day (11-08-06) It's in the form of a "Bang-Hawk," which is a standard mohawk, but with the front bangs remaining long and hanging down. I have absolutely no care about negativeness towards my hair or me, I usually think that if someone who doesn't know me- makes fun of me, It would be very cute.

I am not emo, so don't call me it, even if you do, I'll probably scream "Dopplegengar" at you or something. I'm considered "The Most Unliked" in my group of friends, and Even my Best friend (and site owner) Fred says: "Yea, he sucks... alot." I'm bad around chicks, not in a bad way though, I'm just very shy. I do try to hit on girls, but I'm usually only good at hitting on girls who already have boyfriends, which sucks majorly.

My favorite music is Black/Death Metal: Satyricon, Nattefrost, Cradle of Filth, Behemoth, and Cryptopsy are some of the bands that come to mind. I'll listen to almost anything though, Techno (Blumchen), Euro-pop (Dschinghis Khan), Classic Rock (Bob Seger), Grunge (Nirvana), Punk (Misfits), Classical (Rachmaninov- [Thanks Mitchell]), or Shit (NSYNC), i'll probably listen to it. EXCEPT for Emo and Country. I really cannot handle any Emo/screamo music, but I can handle some country in moderation, although I don't like much of it, I'll listen if you put it on. Drums = Love, I love double bass, I think it's the only reason I wouldn't want to be a drummer, because it's all I would do non-stop and forever. That's why I'm learning to play Bass Guitar, not the most complicated instrument to play, which is probably why most Bassists are etremely underrated.

I'm outgoing, I'm awkward, I'm considered a creep by some (LOL Kristina), but If you can handle the Renken, more Love to ya ♥

Contacting Renken:

12-30-06 UPDATE!

	Hey All! Happy New Year's!
	I am currently in development of the New Joespage.
	I have alot of ground to cover,
	and even though this is technically "The New Joespage"
	It isn't the final copy.

	Have a great New Year's Eve!
	And for those of you who want a challenging drinking game...
	Take a drink on every second on the New Year's Countdown!
    

~The Disciple Renken

FLEA THE MAGICIAN!

	Flea The Magician
	Help out Petari!
	He is the mystical magical magician Flea.
	We need you to comment on his Livejournal
	So please go comment it!

	Click here to link to his livejournal

    

~The Disciple Renken

12-07-06 UPDATE!

	Today I'm in hopes of finishing the Music Page,
	It's looking pretty sweet!
	After the music Page it's off to working on "Joe's Junk Drawer."

	I went to see Otep on December 1st, that show was AMAZING!
	See my blog for the details,
	the name of the blog is "OTEP."
	Peace.
    

~The Disciple Renken

11-16-06 UPDATE!

	I am a new Macy's Employee.
	One week after they said I wouldn't be, I am, Hooray Beer!

	This Saturday, 11-18-06, is Judgement day.
	Michigan vs. Ohio State
	Wolverines vs. The Buckeyes
	It will, quite possibly,
	be the greatest game ever played.
	<3 college football!

	Other than that:
	Site is coming along well, and hope you all have a good weekend!
    
    

~The Disciple Renken

11-09-06 UPDATE!

	The Main Page is nearing Completion, hopefully it will be done soon!
	Macy's didn't hire me, cus they suck, and
	The Music Page is coming along well, once all this Crap is done, 
	Then it'll be "teh w00tness" ... or whatever you kids say these days.

	Happy DethDay to Matt Conine, and peace out
    
    

~The Disciple Renken

10-31-06 UPDATE!

      Welcome! To the beginning stages of Joespage.animalicity.com!
      The Site will be under construction for some time, so please bear with me!

      The Emperor Praises this site and says,
       "Mine's still better than yours, douche."
      Powerful words!

      On-top of all of that junk and stuff, 
      I will be Going to The Mall Today, 10-26-06
      In hopes that I might be able to obtain a job at Macy's!
      If I am Able to get the Job, 
      I will more than likely shit myself many times over.
      No One Hires The Renken! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MACY'S!?!?
      Either way, I am quite pleased,
      and I Will see you all in the near future!

~The Disciple Renken

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