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Kyle's rants:
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	Communism Now I don't like to belittle any group of people on their race, religious beliefs, or lifestyle, but come on, who in their right wing mind would believe this stuff. Now I'm not saying that communism doesn't work theoretically, based on the dreams of Marx and Marxism, but humans have to be better than each other, humans should be better than each other. The thought of the neighbors grass always being greener sticks to our brainstem like Bill Clinton to a Whitehouse intern, driving us to do better just for our own personal justification. That's why a communist country will never last, there is no more reason to work just for the improvement of a whole. And that is also why the U.S. is so successful compared to these other countries, we are brought up to believe that Steve, your boss, is flawed some how and you can have his job in less than six months. That's what keeps us going, and to deny us that privilege is denying us our birth right ever since we decided that being an ape was not good enough and we needed better. I'm sure that if you could go back in time that you would see Urg and Alc beating each other almost to death to see who would get his mate, giving the next generation stronger genes, thus making the group as a whole more effective. And in Ancient times, I don't think you would have seen Gangues Kahn stopping his army in front of the Walls of Babylon and say, "Ya know what, I think we have gone far enough, we don't need more land, lets just admire this beautiful architecture." No, he would say, "Ok, we need this city because then we hold all the rights to those walls and can sue those slimy olive eating Greeks for not getting our permission before making their Eight Wonders of the World list. So go, destroy, kill, kill, KILL, but please, leave the walls." The best place to an example of great capitalism is in politics. This wild circus full of elephants and donkeys feeds off of the people's ideas of how capitalism should be, usually either liberal or conservative. Now I am an independent leaning toward Conservative, just in case anyone was wondering, and I find right now that the Democratic Party is leaning to more of a socialist system, but I can't judge until I see a Republican in office. There very well may be no change, and the government may keep regulating us until we can't even talk to another individual without sending then a properly address document of conversation, requesting a light after dinner conversation on our current Medicare system on the 18th of March, two weeks in advance of course, only to be shot down by the Committee to Keep Things P.C. Now of course there is no perfect way of doing things, if there were we would all be doing it and saying, "I'm more perfect than you", but I think its just a matter of how much responsibility you want. Now some may ask "But Kyle, wasn't this supposed to be about communism, not capitalism?" and your right. I just guess that I am right, CAPITALISM IS BEST! Kyle's rules of the road: 1. The passing lane will never be open 2. The car in front of you will always be slower 3. The difference between an idiot and a maniac is that an idiot is slower than you and a maniac is faster 4. The trip will always be at least 30 longer 5. Don't run or hide from a semi, they can smell fear 6. The person in front of you is not a retard, he is mentally disabled 7. Right lane fast left lane slow, or is it right lane slow let lane fast, well, it doesn't matter, the person in front of you obviously doesn't know either 8. The person in front of you will always have either a DUI, will be jumping bail, will be in the middle of a high way chase, or will be driving a white Ford Bronco with a gun to his head. 9. Please, road rage is not a sport 10. In our P.C. world, if the bumper sticker says, "Honk if your horny", it is best not to honk for fear of a sexual harassment charges 11. Oh, and if you're a radio station in a less urban area that likes to play "New Country", stop OK, I'm tired of listening about how Billy Joe lost Billy Jean to Billy Bob in a hoe-down 12. Will all the people with cell phones please make their next call to the mortician to speed up the process 13. If your lucky you can spot the rare wild 18-wheeler, usually spotted resting by the side of the road with no one inside. 14. A blinking railroad crossing sign is not optional 15. A runway should not be used as a practice grounds 16. Remember, a sports car is expensive, not indestructible 17. For all you two-wheelers that think they can go in between cars, don't be surprised if I decide to switch lanes right as you pass 18. If your honeywagon has Christmas lights all around the frame, make sure you always have a spare tire.