| Sayings II |
| (not more fun!! I can't stand it!) |
| We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. Always remember: You're unique, just like everyone else. Your village called. Their idiot is missing. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Be nice to your kids; they'll choose your nursing home. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" ... 'til you can find a rock. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. I is a college student. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. I'm out of bed and dressed; what more do you want? Don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself. Mary had a little lamb, a little toast, a little jam, Mary had a little lamb, with a side of mashed potatoes. (to the tune of the original song) Normal people scare me. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? Me no like you. Hi. I don't care. Thanks. Do you mind? I'm trying to ignore you. You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Don't make me get my flying monkeys! I leave bite marks. Simon says you suck. One by one, the penguins steal my sanity. I'm a freak. Touch me. The whole world's going to hell, and I'm driving the bus. Fear me for I have the power to destroy you. Stupidity should be painful. It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not. Not all who wander are lost. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. I'm just one big F---ing ray of sunshine, arent' I? La La La I can't hear you La La La. Yeah, that's nice. Bye Bye now. Oh crap - you're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you? Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself. My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others. The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it. I have issues. |
| the above was emailed to me by E.D. |