The Theory...Why Avril? Well, the reason why Avril Lavigne has lil gals dressing up as her on halloween is simply because... pop records weren't selling. So, I'll make this brief... The PoP Music industry was going down hill, and bands such as New Found Glory and Good Charlotte were/are the talk of the towns... Someone very "cleaver" observed...hmm, that look is "cool" all them lil sthilly kids are into them coz of how they look... We need money... And Wam-Bam, they got a Plan... a girl who likes to sing and is willing to be "somebody else" to persue her career and make a bitch load of money. (come on, actors do it all the time)... That girl was Avril...she "took off all her preppy clothes", dumped her jock boyfriend and started posing as this Punk Rawk yadayada Godess that all the lil brain dead kiddies love...she even sings about someone not being themself...ironic, eh? (<-canadian...avril's canadian...haha) Doesn't that make sense? 1+1=2 Pop industry failing + Pop Rock rising = Avril.
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