Welcome, friend. Here I will chronicle the adventure that is waiting tables at the Ground Round restaurant.

This is not a job...

It is a research experience.
A trip to the depths of one man's soul.
A test that will take one to the limit.
An epic journey for the ages.
All at $2.30 an hour, plus tips!
The Weekly World News gives it "Three thumbs up!"

For your perusal, I offer my daily diary.
Here I will share the highlights and lowlights of alienated labor.

Part One

Part Two

The Final Chapter

F.A.Q. on the Ground Round.
An interactive section where I answer your email questions.

And for your pure enjoyment, I give you pictures!

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