Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. - Herman Wouk
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. - Robert F. Kennedy
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a criminal. - Albert Einstein
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. - Thomas A. Edison
People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. - Lee Iacocca
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J. Kaiser
Everything is so dangerous that nothing is really frightening. Gertrude Stein
The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitudes. - Victor Frankl
Everything has been figured out except how to live. - Jean Paul Sartre
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. - Dr. Karl Bowman
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso
Every human being is a problem in search of a solution. - Ashley Montagu
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. - Andrew Young
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller
There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by. - George Meredith
Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - Lawrence J. Peter
The fiery trials through which we pass will light us down in honour or dishonour to the latest generation. - Abraham Lincoln
Money can't buy happiness but it will certainly get you a better class of memories. - Ronald Reagan
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn. - David Russell
I was born because it was a habit in those days. People didn't know any different. - Will Rogers
Some American delusions: 1) That there is no class-consciousness in the country, 2) That American coffee is good, and 3) That Americans are highly sexed and that redheads are more highly sexed then others. - W. Somerset Maugham
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. - Harry S. Truman
I'm no Shakespeare, no Hugo, no Balzac. Something a little higher than a louse. That's not overestimating myself, is it? - Henry Miller
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Our greatest glory is not in never friling but in rising up every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Business is like sex. When it's good, it's very, very good; when it's not good, it's still good. - George Katona
Imagine there's no country. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion, too. - John Lennon
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