I love mankind; it's the people I can't stand. - Charles Schultz
The artist who aims at perfection in everything acheives nothing. - Eugene Delacroix
"Be Yourself!" is about the worst advice you can give to some people. - Tom Masson
Science may carry us to Mars, but it will leave the earth peopled as ever by the inept. - Agnes Repplier
Though we travel the world over to fine the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry. - John Jensen
I don't like a man to be too efficient. He's likely to be not human enough. - Felix Frankfurter
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong
Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. - Robert Neville
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as it's chief obstacle. - Jack Paar
Every day people are straying from the church and going back to God. - Lenny Bruce
You can't say civilization doesn't advance, in every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't like, drink what you don't like, and do things you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. - Mark Twain
The trick will be to seize the opportunites, avoid the pit falls, and get back home by 6:00 pm. - Woody Allen
It is not enought to succeed. Others must fail. - Gore Vidal
Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers
Expect the worst and your surprises will always be pleasant ones. - Louis E. Boone
All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. - Alexander Woolcott
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
I do not seek. I find. - Pablo Picasso
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts. - St. Jerome
Life is God's novel. Let him write it. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals. - Madame de Stael
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. - Janis Joplin
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche
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