My Quote Collection Pt. 1
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you're happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe
Life is just one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard
In our society, men are afraid they won't be man enough and women are afraid they might be considered only women. - Theodore Reik
Tomorrow is always the busiest day of the week. - Jonathan Lazear
Any idiot can face a crisis-it's this day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis
If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
You live in a deranged age-more deranged than usual, because despite great scientific and technological advances, man has not the faintest idea of who he is or what he is doing. - Walker Percy
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen
There are highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two. - Philip K. Wrigley
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
In the depths of my heart I can't help being convinced that my dear fellow men, with a few exceptions, are worthless. - Sigmund Freud
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Sir Nathan Meyer Rothschild
The world is divided into people who do things-and people who get the credit. - Dwight Morrow
If you owe $50, you're a delinquent account. If you owe $50,000, you're a small businessman. If you owe $50 million, you're a corporation. If you owe $50 billion, you're the government. - Lynn Townsend White, Jr.
The higher up you go the more mistakes you're allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered your style. - Fred Astaire
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live. - Margaret Fuller
Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire
By the time we've made it, we've had it. - Malcolm Forbes
That money talks I won't deny. I heard it once, it said 'Goodbye'. - Richard Armour
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their own children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
We all have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others. - La Rochefoucauld
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em. - Louis Armstrong
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz
I have found that little is good about human beings. In my experience, most of them are trash. Sigmund Freud
We all can't be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. - Will Rogers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. - Katherine Hepburn