A man who comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. - Josh Billings
Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone. - Carlos Castaneda
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - Ogden Nash
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi
If there's a harder way of doing something, someone will find it. - Ralph E. Ross
Little things affect little minds. Bejamin Disraeli
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done. - Marie Curie
It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton
It was such a lovely day, I thought it was a pity to get up. - Somerset Maugham
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case: I'll make an exception. - Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx
At times almost all of us envy the animals. They suffer and die, but do not seem to make a 'problem' of it. - Lotus Weinstock
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves. - Katherine Mansfield
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening. - Marlon Brando
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. - Dag Hammarskjold
Everything great in the world comes from the neurotics. They alone have founded our religions and composed our masterpieces. Never will the world know all it owes to them, nor all they have suffered to enrich us. - Marcel Proust
The day will happen whether or not you get up. - John Ciandi
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. IT GOES ON. - Robert Frost
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve ( or save ) the world and a desire to enjoy ( or savor ) the world. This makes it hard to plan for the day. - E. B. White
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater then he is. - Goethe
Losing my virginity was a career move. - Madonna
Life is not a spectacle of a feast; it is a predicament. - George Santayana
If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber. - Albert Einstein
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundreth time I am right. - Albert Einstein
Learn to say no; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles Hadden Spurgeon
It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our ways. - Rollo May
The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves that they don't give a damn. - Agatha Christie
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