Question: What's the story
behind all your handles?
Jezebel: It's a story...of a lovely
lady...who was bringing up three very lovely...uh...nevermind....I really
only use Jezebel...or variations of....I do however prefer to be BoHeMiAn
LoVe GyPsY...especially when I decide to engage in cyberpleasures of the
cyberflesh...and I have yet to use my favorite.."FATchickInAspandexDress"....next
question?
Question: We've met in Hotel
Chat. Why do you frequent The Penthouse, instead of another?
Jezebel: Oh puhleeezee....really....how
can you possibly ask me this?...There are no other chatters worthy of my
love, attention, or ginsu tricks....The Penthouse rules, period...I mean,
even the powwow-ers come back....! I never go anywhere else...for fear
of death by cyberboredom..
Question: When you chat, what
are you hoping to find or achieve? Explain.
Jezebel: I'm hoping to delve into
the innerpsyche of everyone I interact with in here...I've also learned
quite a bit about myself already...I used this place as an escape from
real life at first...now I hope to help others if needed...or if not, just
to make some really special friends....mushymushymush.....
Question: What one song seems
to be your personal theme? Why?
Jezebel: The theme from Gilligan's
Island...the reason is obvious...Actually I have several different songs
that seem to strike a chord (pardon de pun)...depending upon my mood....Here
are just a few:
Alanis Morissette: You Oughtta Know
I have had reasons over the past couple of years
to be extremely bitter towards the opposite sex, especially the ones I
have been involved with....this song hits home and says everything I should
have said....
Sarah McLachlan: Possession
This song is incredibly sensual, exciting and
romantic and urgent...all the things I'm looking for in a relationship...sorry,
lost reality there for a second....anyway, the words in this song are quite
intense..."my body aches to breathe your breath...your words keep me alive"...is
just one of the lines...nuff said...
And anything by Tori Amos...stellar~*
had me listen to her for the first time when we laid by the pool all last
summer drinking margueritas... she's an incredible singer...
But you can always find me at a Jimmy Buffet
concert at Riverbend in Cincinnati, Ohio...with my shirt up after too many
jello shots!
Question: What's your view
on cyber relationships, and the hot topic, cyber-sex?
Jezebel: I have made quite a few
cyber friendships...these I hold dear...MY Beloved Chicas...including champagn(f),
*Sun Kissed*, White*Star, Southern Gal, Esme(f), Sami(f), Lil Missy, Deja,
Divine, and of course my beloved Queen....
Cybersex is great fun....as long as the consenting
chatters realize that this is not actually happening...that this is a temporary
escape...Jealousy, as far as I am concerned...is totally unnecessary in
this situation...it's quite ridiculous...and I try to avoid the chatters
that get hung up on jealousy...Cybersex can be fun...cybersex can be lousy...just
like real life...but it is not happening in real life...it's also quite
safe in regards to the physical nature...ie...no pregnancies, no disease....you
just cannot take anything too personally in here...We all need to keep
our wits about us...this is a toy, a game...with endless possibilities
and opportunities...Chica Networking Rules, by the way....if you are not
a chica, I highly recommend applying....
Question: What's your favorite
food?
Jezebel: Chicken Quesadillas...don't
ask me why...I just get extremely excited when I know I'm going to a restaurant
that serves them...they're light and crispy and yummy....oh!...I also have
a special fondness for the pastel M&M's....
Question: What would you rather
be doing right now?
Jezebel: Nothing...I wouldn't be
anywhere but here right now....*grin*...well maybe at a restaurant that
serves Chicken Quesadillas...or in North Carolina with my cybersweetie
that I completely forgot to talk about in the 6th question!! Can I go back?...Oh
I can?...Gee thanks!
Question: What's your view on
cyber relationships, and the hot topic, cyber-sex?
Jezebel: I have begun a special
cyber relationship with someone...not a cybersex relationship per se, more
of a flirtatious one...I am meeting him the weekend of April 11th, 1997...to
see if there can be a successful crossover between the worlds...he is quite
special to me...we talk on the phone daily and he seems to have his act
together...will give exclusive interview only to the Queen at a later date
regarding this visit....
Question: What was the single
most embarrassing moment of your life? Explain.
Jezebel: Wish I could use my charm
and wit on this one...but alas...my most embarrassing moment of my life
came last January when I was living with my boyfriend...I was quite taken
by this young man and even thought of it as love at one time...he had went
home to West Virginia to see his mother who he is extremely close too...little
did I know how close they were....
Anyway, I was picking up around the apartment
and found a card she had sent him...I picked it up and a letter dropped
out of it...yes I was nosy and I read it....wished I hadn't....
The letter was mostly chit chat, with the exception
of a few graphic comments from Mother to Son such as "wish you would have
been here for Christmas so I could feel you inside of me...no Rick, no
Terry (her boyfriend)...no sex!"...needless to say the relationship is
quite over...I never told him about the letter...I just left...I moved
in with stellar~*,
who I credit for saving my dignity, my pride, and my sanity...and for introducing
me to this wonderful little creation of a MAC...
It embarrassed me to the point of physical illness...I
was taking 6 Pepcid AC's a day until I got the chance to move (while he
was out of town...again, with his mother...)I was ashamed and realized
I could be on a talk show...and it disgusted me....I thank God for the
fact that I made him wear a condom...I am fine and over this now...and
stronger than ever...I have more material for my stand up act as well...and
although I was quite cynical in regards to love for about a month or so...I'm
willing to believe in it again....next question please!
Question: How much money do
you have in your wallet right now?
Jezebel: That's easy...$10...:O)
Question: What's it like to
be a parent?
Jezebel: Being a parent is a constant
rollercoaster ride....you immediately begin worrying from the time of morning
sickness...and it never ends....I love being a parent...I have created
two wonderful little people who are beautiful, loving and luckily have
their mom's great sense of humor and love for all kinds of music...I had
both of them when I was quite young....David came along when I was 19,
and Kaitlin arrived 16 months later. I had to grow up fast and give up
a lot...but I've never regretted it....I gave them the gift of life, and
in turn, they give me the gift of unconditional love...I am extremely proud
of both of them....they have their own opinions and ideas now and I can
talk with them about anything and do....they are the reason I get out of
bed everyday....and since the divorce, I have gotten extremely close to
my daughter as she lives with me while David lives with his father...She
has a beautiful soul and spirit about her...and I think this is one of
my greatest accomplishments!
Question: What do you think
is your purpose in life?
Jezebel: Besides raising my children
to become incredible grownups, I think my purpose in life in general is
to make people laugh...God gave me a gift to do this....I can't sing, I'm
not artistic, and I can't play an instrument or operate heavy machinery
all that well...so I assume he just decided to make me funny....and nothing
makes me feel better than to make someone laugh!.....I used to standup
comedy...but I'm the type of person that would prefer to just invite everyone
to my house and make them laugh instead....you know, save me on some travel
time....It's just that I hate when anyone I care about is upset, so I do
everything in my power to cheer them up...and this is usually done with
humor...It's my way of showing affection, and this was how I was raised
by my Mom & Dad.....I have a hard time getting along with people who
do not have a sense of humor...I think they have missed out on something
special in life if they don't have one....and from what I've been through
in my short 28 1/2 years already...my sense of humor has saved me......from
doing harm to myself and/or others....So that is in a nutshell....well,
a big freakin' nutshell....what I feel my purpose in life is.....and that's
about it!....I love You!....
She's A Devil With A Blue Dress On....