Question: What's the story behind all your handles?
Mgomba Moomba: Humor is the primary factor. I've tried many handles, and have a few that seem to be the most
well received..Moomba (the name of my boats) was the original; Testi, Ghana, and DofTM were
asked for too much to quit using.
Question: We've met in Hotel Chat. Why do you frequent The Penthouse, instead
of another?
Mgomba Moomba: NEKKID PIX! No, I stumbled on the Penthouse accidentally. I was cruising around sites my son
had visited, and once I got in, I realized it was just my style. The uncensored atmosphere, variety of
ages, personalities, and humor are unrivalled on any chat site, in my opinion.
Question: When you chat, what are you hoping to find or achieve? Explain.
Mgomba Moomba: Multiple male orgasms...JK...Its many things, an outlet for stress, a place to talk to friends, and
too long a story as to why I am a captive audience...I'll explain in private if anyone wants to know
more about that part.
Question: What one song seems to be your personal theme? Why?
Mgomba Moomba: Cheech Marin & Bobcat Goldthwaite singing "Gono...."..Actually, it would be a very obscure
song to most...Storm at Sunup, by Gino Vanelli...I doubt anyone has heard it.
Question: What's your view on cyber relationships, and the hot topic,
cyber-sex?
Mgomba Moomba: Yikes, I knew you'd ask that...trying to be brief...which, by the way, I'm not wearing any
of...I love women...there is something beautiful in every woman I've met, I think. Fortunately for my
wife, I am also terminally monogamous. Cyber relationships will always have an edge on real
life...the emotional portion of the mind, the fantasy zone, the imagination, is the most erotic organ I
know of to stimulate. Somehow I get the feeling that real life just couldn't be as good as what you
could imagine them to be. With the advent of fatal diseases, it may turn out to be more of a godsend
than we know. Plus, wanna dump him? Hang up! LOL!
Question: What's your favorite food?
Mgomba Moomba: Grilled mahi-mahi at Outback.
Question: What would you rather be doing right now?
Mgomba Moomba: FISHING! Catch and release, of course!
Question: What was the single most embarrassing moment of your life? Explain.
Mgomba Moomba: Me and my honesty...I waited at my lady's apt. for her to return from dropping off her 2 children
at day care before she later went to work. I cut out footprints of newspaper, laid them in a path from
the door to the bedroom. I jumped under the covers in her bed butt naked and waiting...the door
opened and in walked the 2 children...she let them stay home since I was in town...they ran in &
caught me...I still can't believe I did that. It was 19 yrs ago, we've been married 18 years now!
Question: How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Mgomba Moomba: Not much room for money...too many condoms in there...LOL..lemme see...40 bucks.
Question: What's it like to be a parent and a grandparent?
Mgomba Moomba: Paradise...I love all 3 children & 1 grandchild. The best part is...the grandchild. The worst part is
my grey beard from raising the first three!
Question: What do you think is your purpose in life?
Mgomba Moomba: To practice fathering as many children as possible...no, to raise my family and influence others to
be the best kind of role model: do as I do, not as I say. Lead by example.