Quotes to live by:
"Going down there to train booger eaters to shoot guns."
-That guy
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
-Wario... my man's and he was the president of my class @ ERoose
"Candidate Pleake-Tamm, you are depriving a village of an idiot"
-Varda
"Don't worry guys, Duke still has the ugliest cheerleaders"
-Some Coach
"Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing"
-A shirt
"Not only do you get to put fires out but you get to start them too."
-A Fire Protection Professor
"It's a near epidemic in Black America that bright and educated young men feel somewhere between uncomfortable and ashamed of their academic and intellectual talents."
-Michael Wilbon
"This may be crap but it is better than anything that Erasable Inc. every came up with."
-Sketchup
"If you are ever 100% happy with your life and you feel that you have accomplished everything there is for you to do and are ready to die. Call me, you have violated the second law of thermodynamics."
-Thermo Prof.
"Most people go where the puck is, I go where the puck is going to be."
-Wayne Gretsky
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight,
let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
-Green Lanternn
Engineering Jokes
(soon to become it's own page... soon being in relative terms again)
"Clothes are the lowest priority for an engineer, assuming the basic thresholds for temperature and decency have been satisfied. If no appendages are freezing or sticking together, and if no genitalia or mammary glands are swinging around in plain view, then the objective of clothing has been met. Anything else is a waste."
"The world does revolve around engineers... We pick the coordinate system."
or you could just go here.
Engineering Humor
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