Am I Different
SPAWN 7/23/01
Does it make me different
Because the stations I listen to
Don’t play Jay-Z or Marvin every half hour or two?
Does it make me different
that I see the water not as recreation
But rather as an intense competition?
Does it make me an outcast
that I see my woman as a bread maker
Rather than another fucker?
Does it make me an outcast
because the shoes on my feet
Aren't tim’s or the newest Nikes on the street?
Does it make me bizarre
Does it?
Does it make me odd
that I don’t smoke on the regular
But put my time into my job on the regular?
Does it make me odd
going to college and work hard
But results come back saying hardly working?
Does it make me peculiar
that I haven’t been in the gym
And yet I still look hard and slim?
Does it make me peculiar
to know that my past girls never broke 130
But my current is my weight and we’ll be together for 130?
Does it make me unusual
knowing that I don’t make it to the clubs
Frequently, and not because I don’t got dubs?
Does it make me unusual
That I was born and live in dc
And don’t own a go-go CD?
My Blender
ANONYMOUS 7/23/01
And now on a lighter note I will put it here. Nice being of age and no questions.
This is my blender. There are many like it,
but this one is mine. My blender is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my blender is useless. Without my blender, I am sober.
I must blend my margaritas true. I must blend faster
than that girl who is trying to drink my margaritas. I must
intoxicate her before she gets bored with me.
I will, before Capt. Buffett, I swear this creed.
My blender and myself are defenders of Margaritaville.
We are masters of our tequila. We are the savior of Triple Sec.
So be it, until there are no enemies, but premium malt beverages.
For You I will
Spawn June 30, 2001
Wonder what would happen
if I were to stop earth’s spin
Would time stop, would the rivers not flow?
I don’t know
But I would do it for you
What could happen I wonder
if I were to move you down under
Would you enjoy it would you take some pictures
While I get some liquors
Only if you wanted to
I ponder about something bitter
Like if you were to see a raptor
Would you run? Would you turn to me?
Cuz steak is all I see
That’s what I’d make for you
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