Sterling M.
Hi I'm Sterling M. as you can see I am quite the impressive spectacal of a human being. here are some resons you should date me:
- I can throw a frisbee to myself.
- I own 34 different types of foldable chairs
- I speak over 90 languages
- I can lift a car over my head while also standing on a moving car
- I singlehandedly stopped the black plague
- Despite looking very young I am over 354 years old
- I punched my way out of the inside of a hippo
- I have a pet shark
- I was the one who invented lightning
- I can ride a skateboard at 19,820 mph
- I can run at 1,442 mph
- I have 15 fingers (not all mine)
- Self-made millionaire and orphan
- I can fit between atoms
- I own a full suit of armor
- I can fly
- Yield signs do not apply to me
- I can eat 77 pounds of meat in one sitting
- My parents are werewolves
- I am not a Werewolf
- I can summon as many Twinkies as I want
- I beat up Kermit the Frog
- fingernails on chalkboards don't bother me
- I know 500 digits of pi
- I own 6 doorknobs
- I have an army of racoons
- If it is snowing I can hold my breath for 8 minutes
- I saved 12 penguins from being eaten by a seal
- I have the world record for most cups stacked with a forklift
- I consume an average of 7000 calories
- I can read your mind
- Some say I am the Bigfoot
- This earth is only alien free because of me
- I can ride two horses at the same time
- I have light-up Heelys
- I skipped grades 1-12
- I have the entire bible memorized
- I have a racecar bunk-bed
- I have met Jimmy Neutron himself
- I can say the alphabet backwards
- I can say the alphabet upside-down
- I have been to all 193 countries
- I eat 7 dozen eggs for breakfast
- I legally own the states of Texas and Alaska
- I can make a bouncy ball not bounce
- I know every password to everything
- I formed the grand canyon
- Baba Yaga is my daughter
- I beat the Karate Kid
- I can turn any liquid into lemonade
- I know too much
- I wrote 600 lines of code today
So as you can tell I'm a pretty cool guy and probably someone you should date.