| I'm a comedian, big shock!! I have always loved to make people laugh. My influences have been Robin Williams, Billy Connolly, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Miller, Dennis Leary, David Letterman, George Carlin, D.L. Hughely, The 3 Stooges, Adam Sandler and your mother. But seriously, I love comedy, I love to say the crap that nobody else will!! I was always the kid that would talk about masturbation when the others were not even willing to admit that they'd even touched it with the salad tongs!! The process of saying things on a stage that everyone else thinks, but dares NOT to speak gives me a woody the size of King Kongs huge, hairy, ape...ear!! I look forward to making my way to the top so I can beat the ever-loving-crap out of posers and false comics who only got there because they sucked the right trailor hitch! |
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