| WHAT in THE HELL were you thinking?? I don't have any damn merchandise! But you can buy this autographed picture of me when I filled in for Fab and Rob when they needed me!! Look closely, that's me on the right...NO, YOUR OTHER right you blind idiot!! | |
| "Cassette Recorded bits of my crap" I will personally make you a small sample of my stand-up if you'd really care for one!! If you are an agent, I will hook you up with one of my special 8-Track editions, the sound quality is very clear. If you feel that the 8-Track is dead, then you can sit on a plunger (NYPD Will assist). Otherwise, give me an email, and for only $14.95, I'll send you a copy (allow 4-6 months for delivery.) |
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Price for Each Pair of Soiled Underwear: |
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$13.00 plus $2.00 S/H = $15.00
OR (you can't beat this deal!!)... $20.00 for 2 pair of soiled undies plus $4.00 S/H = $24.00 |
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Upcoming Merchandise (hopefully sometime this year if my welfare check comes in): J.Jabara T-shirts with a picture of me naked, smiling and a cigar hanging out of my mouth. You can also order a copy of my new book, "Sexy Pick-up Lines And Other Things My Grandma Taught Me!" |