| Piccolo Jokes |
| How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison? Shoot one of them. What is the range of a piccolo? About twenty yards on a good day. What is the definition of perfect pitch foor a piccolo? You throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. How do you tune two piccolos? You shoot both of them. How many piccolo players does it ttake to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it. |
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