| Piano Jokes |
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| What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a much bigger "kaboom" when dropped over a cliff. Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer. The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and shouted, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!" What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so that the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords. Imagine a singer, a piano player, a bass player, and a drummer are all sitting around a table. Now, if you drop a hundred dollar bill in the center of the table and tell them they're free to take it, which one gets it? The piano player. Why? Well, the bass player is too slow, it's too little money for the singer, and the drummer didn't get the assignment. There were two men sitting in a pub next to each other having a few beers. One of the men turns to the other and says, "Psst- Do you wann see what I got in my pocket?" The other man says, "OK- what?" To the amazement of this man, the first man pulls out a little man playing a piano. "My goodness!" says the man, "Where did you get that?" "Shh! It's a secret," says the other man, "See, I've got this magic stone - all you have to do is rub it three times and wish for whatever you want." He handed the rock to the second man. He took the stone in his hands and rubbed it three times. Closing his eyes, he said, "I wish to be covered in money!" In an instant, the man found himself covered in gallons of sticky honey. "Hey! I said 'money,' not 'honey'!" cried the man. "Ah! Did you honestly think I wanted a 12- inch pianist?" President Bush goes to visit Mr. Gorbachev in Moscow. During dinner, Gorbachev asks for a little piece from Mr. Bush on the piano. Bush starts playing and realizes that a key is a bit damaged. He tries not to hit the key, but he has to. He hits it, his chair breaks, and he falls down. Everyone laughs and they go on eating. A year later, Gorbachev visits Bush in Washington. The scenario repeats itself, this time with Gorbachev playing the piano. He hits the key. He gets so excited that at first he can't realize that nothing has happened. He returns to the table and laughs. "You Americans are very humorous. You know how to fake. I will tell people of this fun when I go back to Moscow." Bush replies, "What Moscow?" |
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