| Flute Jokes |
| How many concert band flute players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Their boyfriends do it for them. What's the definition of a minor second? Two flautists playing in unison. How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but she'll break ten bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in. What key is the alto flute pitched in? Gee, I really don't care either. How many flautists does it take to change alightbulb? Only one, but she'll have to twist it back and forth for an hour before she gets it just right. What's the difference between a flautist and a seamstress? A seamstress tucks up the frills. How does a flautist screw in a lightbulb? She simply holds up the bulb and the world revolves around her. What do you call a good flute section? Impossible. How can you tell if an airplane is full of flute players? When the engine stops, the whining continues. |
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