| Bassoon Jokes |
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| What's the nickname for a bassoon? A farting bedpost. Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A bassoon burns longer. What is burning an oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital. What is the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? A bassoon makes more toothpicks. |
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