|
12. When surfing channels, we don't have to stop on
every shot of someone crying
11.
We never have to clean the toilet
10.
We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
09.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
08.
We can whip our shirt off on a hot day
07.
We don't have to shave below our neck
06.
Car mechanics tell us the truth
05.
Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks
04.
We need not pretend we're "freshening up"
to use the bathroom
03.
We can go to the bathroom alone
02.
We can open all our own jars
01.
We can kill our own food
|