Jimbo claims that Bob Dole was the rightful winner of the presidency after the 1996 election, not Bill Clinton. He seeks to void Clinton�s second term and have Bob Dole instated as President, retroactive to 1997. "The retroactive Bob Dole presidency will be best remembered as the time in which our president single-handedly (because of an injury in his other arm) saved democracy," said Jimbo. "Or maybe he�ll have erased our national debt; I�m not sure yet."

To arrive at his conclusion that the results must be conducted, Jimbo personally conducted a recount of the number of major candidates in the election, which he found to be two and a half to three (Ross Perot may or may not be counted as a full candidate). "Bob Dole is obviously superior among the major candidates," said Jimbo, "hence my decision to contest the election results.

Jimbo will also have to change the most recent election because Bob Dole should have been running as the incumbent president. "I�m going to really screw up the system," Jimbo said.

When asked for comment, Bob Dole angrily muttered something about "stupid kids."

Jimbo has spent the last several days wondering what exactly a short movie he made was supposed to mean. "It�s just me throwing some invisible thing at another me, who falls down as though he has been hit, though there�s obviously been nothing actually thrown at him," he said. "What meaning could that possibly have?"

Jimbo recently perfected his trademark "Boo-yah" in anticipation of great success in his future life. "Being infallible, I�m going to succeed a lot, so I�ll be using the phrase often," said Jimbo, "and I thought I might as well have it perfect."