Jimbo Warns of Giant Star-Eating Dragon
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n Christmas day (known to Jimbo as Random Chance Day), Jimbo noticed that there was "a bite taken out of the sun" and grew fearful. "I ran around in circles screaming for several hours," he said.Jimbo theorizes that there is a giant dragon in the sky that tried to eat the sun. "As it passed by the sun, the dragon took a bite out of it," he said, "but fortunately it released that bite when it left." Jimbo said that he�s heard of occasions when this dragon eats the sun in its entirety before releasing it again.
Jimbo has warned everyone he�s seen in the last two weeks about the dragon. "Be good," is his advice, "or it won�t release the sun. And don�t malign it, for it hears everything you say." Jimbo has purchased several high-tech devices that help him avoid detection by the dragon.
Another, more radical theory about the phenomenon Jimbo witnessed is that it was an instance of the moon�s shadow falling on the earth, or an "eclipse." Jimbo has dismissed that theory as "crazy talk."