Jimbo Visits Beer River Valley
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imbo returned last week from a short holiday spent in the Beer River Valley in Siberia. "It was wonderful," he reported, �to see such a vast quantity of beer in a place where there�s no one around to stop me from drinking it."The highlight of his trip was his visit to the Great Beer Falls of the river. Before embarking, Jimbo purchased a special 12-foot funnel to assist in his consumption of abnormally high amounts of beer. "I just put the thing to my mouth and stood under the falls," he said. "I was able to get a lot more beer into my mouth than I would have if I hadn�t stolen, I mean purchased, that funnel. Please don�t print this quote."