Machine Turns Out To Be Ketchup Thief
J
imbo�s mechanical employee of the Beer Shack, Machine, was discovered to be a ketchup thief last week. "He was taking ludicrous numbers of ketchup packets just for one corn dog," said Jimbo.Jimbo originally purchased Machine to entertain guests, but when he discovered that Machine was incredibly offensive, he gave him new jobs. As of last week, Machine�s job was to suck gravy spills off shirts.
Jimbo said he is considering firing Machine. "And by firing I don�t mean I�m going to terminate his employment," said Jimbo. "I mean that I�m going to set this mecha-klepto aflame."