Jimbo Acts As Tooth Fairy
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everal nights ago Jimbo took on the role of the Tooth Fairy. He stopped at approximately 700,000 homes to give children coins for lost teeth.Jimbo said the Tooth Fairy came out of the television while he was watching Wheel of Fortune and asked him to fill in for her.
Part-way through the night, Jimbo ran out of coins to give, so he gave children the tabs from beer cans. "When I woke up this morning I found a worthless piece of metal under my pillow and my room smelled like whiskey," one child complained.
Jimbo said that the teeth he collected will be perfect for use in his assembly of an army of the dead. "I have enough teeth here to give healthy smiles to about 22,000 of the zombies I�m building," he said.