Jimbo Aces SAT, Earns A Dollar
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imbo recently scored a perfect 1600 points on the SAT and was rewarded with a dollar. He won the dollar as part of a deal that was made originally for another person but that was later extended to anyone.J. Wangatorium offered to give a dollar to anyone who scored a 1600 on the SAT. This lucrative offer compelled Jimbo to study for six hours a day. "By studying I found that I am significantly smarter that the people who wrote the study guides," said Jimbo.
Jimbo has not made up his mind as to what he will spend the dollar on. "I was thinking I�d buy a car with it," he said, "but I find fault with every kind of car, especially the kind you can buy for a dollar."
Jimbo said that he�ll most likely spend it on booze. "That�s how I end up spending most of the money I steal and/or earn," he said.