Jimbo Discovers Meaning of Life in Convenience Store
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imbo yesterday came across the meaning of life at a local Seven-Eleven store. It was supposedly dispensed from the Icee machine."I was enjoying my cherry Icee," said Jimbo, "when suddenly I sucked up the meaning of life."
Other customers in the store saw that Jimbo was choking and rushed to his aid. They managed to dislodge the meaning of life.
Jimbo is considering suing Seven-Eleven. He hopes to win any alcohol or alcohol-like substance the company may own.