Jimbo Purchases Used Clothing
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imbo recently purchased eight metric tons of used clothing, mostly old neckties. He plans to keep the clothes at home and suck out any beer that may have ever been spilled on them.Jimbo was very specific when he ordered the clothes. "I told them I wanted clothes that had been seen on alcoholics, especially ones who are uncoordinated even when they aren�t drunk," he said. He also requested that the clothes come from people who either had no means of washing clothes, or who did not possess the intelligence necessary to wash clothes. "I wanted only clothes that had undamaged beer stains," Jimbo said.