Jimbo Injured By Falling Instruments
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imbo suffered minor head injuries on Saturday when a piano fell from the sky onto his head. Furthermore, several of his teeth were replaced by piano keys after the accident.Jimbo had been battling fate all day before the piano fell on him. "First I shut my finger in the car door. Then, at home, I microwaved my foot by accident. Later, an anvil fell on my head. I decided I�d be perfectly safe in an open field, so I went and stood in a field near my house. That�s when the piano fell on me."
After the piano fell on Jimbo, a pianist fell out of the sky, too. "The pianist fell in front of the piano and began playing," said Jimbo. "He was a pretty good piano player."
Jimbo said that afterwards he picked up his teeth and walked to the hospital. Doctors said he had a six inch tall bump on his head, as well as several small birds and stars flying about his head. "They gave me some sort of miracle drug and I was all better," said Jimbo.