| Riverview, VT - Two girls who decided to go camping in search of the Blair Witch realized after three days out in the cold that the story was nothing more than "a bunch of horsesh-t". After seeing the movie many times over, Kristen Parker and Jill Uehara thought they would see for themselves whether or not the Blair Witch really existed. "I was scared sh-tless the whole time watching that movie. And when we were in the woods, I could've taken a p-ss in the woods by myself in the middle of the night and not give a f-ck about no sh-tty Blair Witch," commented Uehara. Parker concurred by saying,"Yeah, that whole movie... what a jip. I wanted scariness and stuff, and what did I get? Twigs imbedded in my -ss, that's what I got. F-ck the Blair Witch!" The two tried to freak each other out, hoping to at least get scared once. "The closest I got to being scared was when Jill almost poked my eye out with her flaming marshmallow stick. Other than that, I felt like I was camping in my living room," Parker reported. If asked if they would take a trip like this again, both said no. Uehara added,"Look at us in this picture (see right)! Do we look f-cking scared? Hell no! I'm really bitter. If that b-tch exists, you let her know that there's two really p-ssed off girls who are going to kick her witchy -ss!" |
