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Eric:
    "Turn off the lights and let there be dark."
    "Allie, spread your legs, we need to see the light" (in the hot tub)
    "You are such a bitch. I�m clearly under the influence of something I
        can�t control."
    "Wait sweetie, is this ugly?" (to Jessie regarding his nipple ring)
    "Am I going to regret this later?"
    Erics song about Marisa: "Mariiisa�s been drinking since 2:30, and she�s
        drunker than i am!!!!!"

Joanna:
    "I�m tired of that shit." (to Eric and Kyle)
    "Give me the fucking dollar. I�ll put it in my own fucking breasts. I can
        buy four gumballs with that!"
    "I can�t stop moving, I�m a dancing machine! I can�t stop, I need help."
    "I dropped a breadstick! Find a breadstick!"
    "My boobs are in my shirt"
Grier:
    "You make me want to throw up and give myself herpes." (to Joanna)
    "Lincoln, no offense or anything, but you dance like a parent."
    "It�s so dark I can�t smell my own cum."
    "It was spur of the moment; you can�t force that. But I can force this in
        you."

Liesel and Kyle:
    L: "Go give this to mom."
    K: "Mom? Who�s mom?"
    L: Just go give this to mom!"
    K: "Who??? What mom?"

Joanna and Grier:
    J: "Omygod I can�t get it up."
    G: "I�ll help you get it up."

Blair:
    "Omygod, Joanna, that was so juicy. That was a mouthful of spit."
    "I don�t think you guys are going to give us the money until your dicks
        are in our cooches." (to Kyle and Grier)
Kyle:
    "I can�t handle her. She bounces too hard it hurts!" (in regards to
        Joanna�s lap dance)

Jess:
    "What�s his name?? The one who�s pretty but dumb." (in her neverending
        quest to remember Eric�s name)QUOTES

    So those are they're quotes. Any of you guys from that house who don't want your quotes posted email me at [email protected] and let me know. I don't mean to offend anyone, it's all just in good fun:)

7-06-01 - Supposed to be packing....:D

    Got another amusing e-mail today, Check it:

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: FYI
Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2001 12:57:05 -0400

Baily:
You may get creepy email because of your sexy photo & web content. My
friendly advise would be to make your site less inviting for the criminal
types of any age. I have a daughter (16) and thought of her when I saw your
web page.
Best Wishes,
(FYI only - no return message expected)

     My sister doesn't see the humor in it, but I do...I mean, I complain about these weird emails, but they're funny and I do know why I get them. I just thought it was funny that someone emailed me and went..."Ummmm...HELLO!"
     Anyway...Look at the other NICE email I got and the beautiful boy it was from!

Hi ...

I was browsing the net and came across you URL ...I like the way your mind
works *wink

If your interested I would really like to get to know you better ! All I'm
looking for is a pal to chat to ..share funny moments (you seem to have
quite a few !) and I suppose just about anything really .....

Here's my pic ..let me know what you think ..and if your interested drop me
a line !

BYE *waving

OK- So that's it for a week...More when I get back from Wyoming! Take it easy ya'll! - XOXO - Miss D
P.S-Please let's not flood my email while I'm gone! I'd like to be able to open it when I get back!

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